the-stormcatcher-clone

200 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY! - OVER, SENDING OUT PRIZES!

the-stormcatcher-clone:

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I SUPPOSE, NOW, I’LL GIVE SOMETHING AWAY? THAT SEEMS TO BE THE USUAL…

NOW, WHAT DO I HAVE THAT IS WORTH IT. HMM

AH, I HAVE TWO OF THESE:

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DRAGONS LIKE THESE, I THINK.

SO!

THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS, EACH WILL RECEIVE ONE AMBUSH STONE

THIS IS A FREE RAFFLE

TO ENTER, REBLOG THIS POST WITH YOUR NAME AND ID SO I KNOW WHO TO SEND IT TO THROUGH ONE OF MY UNDERLINGS

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A FOLLOWER TO ENTER

WINNERS WILL BE DRAWN ON TUESDAY THE 16TH OF SEPTEMBER.

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I THINK THAT’S EVERYTHING.

OKAY, I HAVE GENERATED BOTH WINNERS

ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES WILL BE SENDING THEM OUT SHORTLY

ooc: Thanks for all the followers, guys! :D

qwertypi303

CONGRATULATIONS TO ICE

qwertypi303:

the-stormcatcher-clone:

IT WAS A GOOD BATTLE

I AM NOT GLAD TO HAVE LOST, BUT IT IS GOOD TO SEE THAT THE ICEWARDEN HAS NOT LOST HIS EDGE

HE WILL NEED IT WHEN THE SHADE MAKES ITS MOVE

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AS FOR MY EMPLOYEES, WE DIDN’T WIN, BUT WE CAN LEARN FROM THIS.

A DEVICE MAY HAVE TO BE TESTED AND REWORKED MANY TIMES BEFORE IT IS COMPLETE

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING NOW IS TO GET BACK TO WORK

Is this what happened? ARE YOU REALLY WEAK TO BAD PUNS?

HEARING SOMETHING LIKE THAT CAN BE SHOCKING IF YOU AREN’T EXPECTING IT

200 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!

I SUPPOSE, NOW, I’LL GIVE SOMETHING AWAY? THAT SEEMS TO BE THE USUAL…

NOW, WHAT DO I HAVE THAT IS WORTH IT. HMM

AH, I HAVE TWO OF THESE:

DRAGONS LIKE THESE, I THINK.

SO!

THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS, EACH WILL RECEIVE ONE AMBUSH STONE

THIS IS A FREE RAFFLE

TO ENTER, REBLOG THIS POST WITH YOUR NAME AND ID SO I KNOW WHO TO SEND IT TO THROUGH ONE OF MY UNDERLINGS

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A FOLLOWER TO ENTER

WINNERS WILL BE DRAWN ON TUESDAY THE 16TH OF SEPTEMBER.

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I THINK THAT’S EVERYTHING.

themightyladybeard

themightyladybeard:

Look at this f****** work-a-holic below me. Dude, take a break maybe? As long as no straight-up war between any deities starts the Shade won’t be able to find us. Isn’t it only attracted by chaos? Because it is, I highly doubt even the most tense dominance runs could lure it here…

THE LAST TIME WE SAW THE SHADE, IT SHATTERED THE PILLAR

NO ONE SAW IT LEAVE

STORMCATCHER’S PERSONAL NOTES

MY RIDGEBACKS

I THINK TO MYSELF SOMETIMES, WHAT IF THERE HAD BEEN A SUBSPECIES OF RIDGEBACKS WITH DRILLS FOR NOSES?

WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN?

WHAT MIGHT I HAVE ACHIEVED?

THEN, I THINK, RIDGEBACKS BORROW ANYTHING THAT ISN’T BOLTED DOWN, EVEN SOMETIMES AFTER I TELL THEM NOT TO

THAT WOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM WITH DRILL-NOSES

BECAUSE THEY’D TAKE EVERYTHING

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WHY ARE RIDGEBACKS ‘RIDGEBACKS’, ANYWAY? WHY NOT NOSERS OR SPEARFACERS OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEIR MOST PROMINENT FEATURE

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AND I COULD HAVE SWORN I NAMED THEM MINICATCHERS, ANYWAY

HMM.

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IT’S A GOOD JOB THIS IS ALL IN MY SECRET, PRIVATE, NOT-AT-ALL STEALABLE DIARY, OR WE’D BE FINDING RIDGEBACKS WEARING DRILLS ON THEIR FACES IN SECONDS

qwertypi303

specsthespectraldragon asked:

Why do you have a problem with tundras? Should I send Squishafur in to provide snuggles?

the-stormcatcher-clone answered:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A TUNDRA MEETS A CONVEYOR BELT?

IT ISN’T PRETTY.

SHAVED TUNDRAS ARE THE ONLY TUNDRAS ALLOWED NEAR ANY MOVING MACHINERY.

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AND THEY AREN’T PRETTY EITHER

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I HAVE NO NEED FOR ‘SNUGGLES’, FAR TOO INEFFICIENT, KEEP YOUR TUNDRA WHERE THEY ARE

qwertypi303:

All the more fluff for me then! Though… our local tundra scientist (very dedicated to the Lightning Flight, you would be glad to hear that I suppose) has a… static problem. He can fry a fae during the winter @-@

FRIED FAE SOUNDS DELICIOUS PAINFUL

GET LIGHTNING ONES TO REPLACE THEM

THEY’RE BETTER